Freemason
['fri'mesn]
Definition
(noun.) a member of a widespread secret fraternal order pledged to mutual assistance and brotherly love.
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Definition
(n.) One of an ancient and secret association or fraternity, said to have been at first composed of masons or builders in stone, but now consisting of persons who are united for social enjoyment and mutual assistance.
Edited by Edward
Unserious Contents or Definition
n. An order with secret rites grotesque ceremonies and fantastic costumes which originating in the reign of Charles II among working artisans of London has been joined successively by the dead of past centuries in unbroken retrogression until now it embraces all the generations of man on the hither side of Adam and is drumming up distinguished recruits among the pre-Creational inhabitants of Chaos and Formless Void. The order was founded at different times by Charlemagne Julius Caesar Cyrus Solomon Zoroaster Confucious Thothmes and Buddha. Its emblems and symbols have been found in the Catacombs of Paris and Rome on the stones of the Parthenon and the Chinese Great Wall among the temples of Karnak and Palmyra and in the Egyptian Pyramids—always by a Freemason.
Typist: Willard